Sunday, January 21, 2007



ok today is the 21st! i mus say tat she's a very alert person

illusions]] 1:39 PM


Saturday, January 20, 2007






pictures speak a thousand words! how true? haha miss them!!5 yrs n still counting!

at least tat's wad my sis told me..........ya i m not tan kai qi! i know her password...! u can say i'm doin her a favour my updatin her stupid outdated blog... today is the 20TH see when this baboon sis of mine will realise this! bye stupid retarded blog..

illusions]] 10:51 PM


Wednesday, January 03, 2007

it's funny when you find yourself
Looking from the outside
I'm standing here but all I want
Is to be over there
Why did I let myself believe
Miracles could happen
Cause now I have to pretend
That I don't really care

I thought you were my fairytale
A dream when I'm not sleeping
A wish upon a star
Thats coming true
But everybody else could tell
That I confused my feelings with the truth
When there was me and you

I swore I knew the melody
That I heard you singing
And when you smiled
You made me feel
Like I could sing along
But then you went and changed the words
Now my heart is empty
I'm only left with used-to-be's
And once upon a song

Now I know you're not a fairytale
And dreams were meant for sleeping
And wishes on a star
Just don't come true
Cause now even I can tell
That I confused my feelings with the truth
Because I liked the view
When there was me and you

I can't believe that
I could be so blind
It's like you were floating
While I was falling
And I didn't mind

Cause I liked the view


muhahah REN WO MEN get HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
sch has officially started..i'm loving it wif e exception of ......eeyerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

illusions]] 10:23 PM


Friday, December 22, 2006

so wad if u abhor me.....let me tell u this.........i don care n i cringe at e thought of u!!! stop causin me so much trouble!!! y can't u jus let me complete my work n i'll be done wif u! stupidddddddddddddd bree.......

sch's gonna reopen! yup i may haf to wake up real early...but it's all worth it.............i miss my classmates !!!! sil sab n joyce............!!!!!! wif them there's only laughter n madness....luv them! ohh yes sexy u too! :p yup many many more.........those library maniacs! :)


how can i forget! my class guys!! ambert e funnyman who happen to luv frogs....he n joyce can both consider lawyer as their professions! glen n gab..besties!!!!...chem chem.....both really really tall n cool lookin guys who aren't cold towards anyone!.....samson.........haha he practice siaoism!!....ok he's a strong macho man.....lucy e ultimate chio bu.....haha he's e self profess hottie n gay.............okok he's a hottie but well he's gay! matt....muhahaha future mr bean...he's mad!.........gab wu.........he's love for tat special someone can really touch u!haha bryan.....he loves teasin peeps....n is always gifin e mega -watt smile!

well i'm gonna be gone for a while................hmmm....days without a comp...............i will SURVIVE! but i'll still haf my phone! message me!!!

let me tell u this ...............i haf a resolution to revive something............no one's wrong!....we make mistakes.....don we! only i can lead myself out of e darkness i led myself into !! tatata!!!

illusions]] 10:48 PM


Thursday, December 21, 2006

trust me never never eat laksa when u're hafin flu........e end result was horrendous! my nose became some sort of runnin tap ! haha unlimited supply of toxic water.....! ya my cousins were..........i wld say NICE....i was sniffin like some maniac n they moved away.........i was so touched....i thought they wld get me tissues! instead they got back wif their phones n KACHIK! kachik!

YES THEY TOOK PHOTOS OF ME!

it's ok i'll haf my revenge soon! this is a just society! isn't it! haha now they r hafin those girl talks while i'm BUSY doin somethin important!............ ok i'll tell e truth..they kept luffin at my robotic voice! hmff! i will shun myself away fro them!

there's superstar today! but i can't watch! prayin for tat one person to get into e nex round!

here we go again.............jus wonderful..............now tat e christmas season is drawin near! it's a time to put on e red cap worn by e ever so famous santa claus! BUT Y MUS IT BE ME!!!

illusions]] 8:34 PM



ARGGGGGGGGGGG! i hate, scorn n detest being sick sick sick.............stupid nose stop runnin away fro me wld u!! i'm ur owner plsssss listen to me for once! or i'm gonna spank u n make u redder!!

i feel like i'm some drug addict smuggling drugs now....... i'm suppose to rest now....but i really can't sleep...........i tried counting e no of sheeps but i seem to haf forgotten how a sheep shd look like...............So i thought maybe i shd refresh my dory memory by surfin e net...... :)

i'm beingggg mad.....muhahahaha........e worse thin is i can't even enter e econs slides ........i always encounter this prob..... Account Limit Reached

You do not have enough training user quotas to perform this operation.

For further assistance, please check out the Breeze support center or contact Breeze support.

y y y!! muhahah i guess i'm jus bein dem unlucky.....to quote my sis''jie r u sure u didn't break any mirror?''

haha...i finally noe who's e second most import guy in my life!...it's uuuuuuu! so quick come back fro ur ncc air camp....tan kiwi!! haha even though u seem to hate me but i noe deep inside ur teeny weeny heart , there is still a teeny weeny space for ur dearest sis...stop denying!

illusions]] 12:08 AM


Wednesday, December 20, 2006

haha sexy i bet u're flyin off real soon! bon voyage.............do bring back ur sexiness!!

mr monkey told me my font is INVISIBLE...but i haf no idea how to change it...muhaha

well.........wad a fruitful holi ..................but all these fruitiness is gonna end soon!! ARGGGGGGGGGGG.........

haha...i'm being a true blue ah siao...but who cares....i luv bein me.....don't u? (all heads noddin in unison!) mr nice! told me something..well even though i didn't read those things...i sort of understood wad he meant....I'M GONNA BE A BIRD N TAKE FLIGHT....away fro this dusty nest.............never neverrrrrrrrrr to return!! haha be proud of me! no matter how domesticated a bird is....it needs to learn how to survive by itself ............INDEPENDENCE!!!! i don wanna be a dodo bird...yes it may be an extinct species..........maybe priceless...but i'll be a peacock....a really smart one! trust m

illusions]] 12:18 AM


Sunday, December 17, 2006

oh god...............sch's gonna reopen real soon......WHY WHY WHY! (jacky wu's tone) argg i love my frens n ya my hilarious classmates...but i love my family members too....gosh i'm in a dilemmia!

haha i'm bloggin again!

one fateful day........ well to be more exact one fateful nite..........okkkkkk yesterday nite....my sis was smsing mr x....she looked troubled...being e carin , responsible , nice ,gifing , selfless and .....LOVING SIS...i asked her why why why? i was actually askin for fun n was jus abt to walk away. ''DO I LOVE HIM'' she said. at tat moment i knew i as a ( as mentioned :) ) sis i shd do something to secure my title of BIG SISTER. i did wad was rite by walkin into e kitchen to loOk for FOOD!

well it didn't worked . she FOLLOWED me!! i had to do somethingggggggg........so i retreated back to my bedroom....i guess i haf forgotten tat we SHARE the same roommmmmmm...ARGG...she gave me those innocent eyes...wad cld i do? we ended up sitting on her bed....at tat very moment ky being little miss nosey joined in....hahah...who would haf expected her to be the one who started off e late nite talk........tan kai min u r a big flirt! u can't haf both!.........haha both of them started bickering......haha i knew my silence can't last tat long...how true! they turned to me and told me to stand by someone...

haha i don noe wad came upon me...but i went to my cupboard took e perfume n sprayed it into e air....i said'''u noe wad is love?'' ''it's the smell tat u wish u can carry ard wif u everyday!''...i knew i was crappin..but i really love my sis ....they believed every single word!!.. ''even his body odour?'' ky asked...''so jie who's odour do u prefer?''.....i couldn't help it but i burst into laughter...haha km took it seriously n said okkkkkkkk i think i sort of get it..i noe wad to do now! thanks jie!

omg THANKS JIE......i will never forget those words.....i shd haf stopped at tat wonderful moment n basked myself wif those word.... but gosh i being overconfident continued....''let me gif u an analogy..is like someone who has to shave his hair for NS...but u will still kiss his bald head n say ...i'm loving it.....''

at tat very moment both ungrateful girls threw their pillows at me!!!! and asked me to shudddup

illusions]] 11:26 PM


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